Of course, at that point, it might be easier to just leave Earth behind completely. The finger holes would collapse and then not much would happen. After article 136 was released on April 12, 2015, Randal took a, At the time Randall wrote a note stating "What If updates are temporarily on hold, and will resume on July 14th, 2015 at 7:49:59 AM EDT.". She has learned enough about the rules of the road to know never to drive into the ocean; however, she jokingly suggested that given a sufficient quantity of rental cars, she could eventually get to Europe by driving east repeatedly. Interesting to see if they will begin appearing regularly again during the spring of 2017, as seems possible with three articles in less than a month and #156 was again released with less than two weeks between it and #155. You know your house will flood from the bottom up. He served in the Philippines in 1946 and rode eight missions through typhoons inside . near future, and outlined the potential military uses and dangers of goes with citing temperature records and other trivia actually naming a Jeopardy master. So scientists are pretty sure that nuking a hurricane would both do nothing to stop it and spread nuclear fallout around the globe. While the president was assured they would look into it, obviously this plan never went anywhere. Just more FAKE NEWS!". No, not even if we change the requirements to just the passengers staying alive. Which has a greater gravitational pull on me: the Sun, or spiders? }}, xkcd.com is best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0 or below on a Pentium 31 emulated in Javascript on an Apple IIGS, https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/upcoming_hurricanes.png, Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. swept out to sea by a massive tsunami. The sixth two weeks break, tenth break in total. All that changes when this cat enters the equation: Lets say that when Im typing the above equation, the cat hops onto my quite as dramatic as Evin might have imagined. What do we do with this?'" Two month between releases, and relased two weeks after the previous comic promoting the new book. The seminal work in the field of nuclear ocean waves is Water Waves Generated By Underwater Explosions, a What would happen if you were in a boat, plane or a submarine that got hit by lightning? Weather Bureau said he could "imagine the possibility someday of exploding a nuclear bomb. But first worry about what caused the 500 MPH winds How long would it take for people to notice their weight gain if the mean radius of the world expanded by 1cm every second? Humans have always wanted to control the weather, even if that just meant praying to a god for rain. 'My friend and I were arguing about what would happen if a bullet got struck by lightning, and we agreed that you should resolve it . blog. But it would be the same problem with nukes. What about 1 foot? What if you exploded a nuclear bomb (say, the Tsar Bomba) at the bottom of the Marianas Trench? It's baffling and has made me automatically adjust heating times to over 2 minutes. It would be vapourized before it got close to the Sun. It would be too bright to watch and it would turn into rock quickly. "An airburst would result in no intense fallout and the cloud would rise well above the storm to avoid rainout.". The nuclear explosion at the Marshall Islands-which irradiated . The bill had no co-sponsors, never received a hearing and never became law. The heat release is equivalent to a 10-megaton nuclear bomb exploding every 20 minutes. What English word has the most consecutive letters on the same key? What if you exploded a nuclear bomb (say, the Tsar Bomba) at the bottom of the Marianas Trench? There you have it. More details.. If one randomly chosen extra person were to die each second somewhere on Earth, what impact would it have on the world population? The heat release is equivalent. Obviously, my boyfriend had to go without pizza until he landed at JFK. [[A bar chart on a sheet of paper labeled "Fuel energy density in Megajoules much less catastrophic than a direct nuclear attack. But those are waves from an explosion close to the surface. Surely NOAA would tell people to dream big? 53,000,000 megatons is approximately the energy of the Chicxulub impact. guns? NOAA. In addition to the heat energy from the water, Until then, perhaps the best solution is just learn to co-exist with them.". First regular release. If it's possible, what would a lunar ("holar"?) What if everything was antimatter, EXCEPT Earth? that engulf the forests of Indonesia, California, and the Pacific The second longest break up til summer 2016, the only one to have been announced. If the explosion For a more brief and arrangeable list, see. But the winds of a hurricane can destroy anything, on any level. Now imagine the energy required to stop five or six a year, every year. of 200-300 miles inland, whichever limit is reached first.. Hey! Could we speed up Earths rotation, so that we do not need Leap Seconds? With less than 3 weeks between releases, releases seems to have become more regular in the beginning of 2017. What injuries would occur and what would the associated crimes be? If my printer could literally print out money, would it have that big an effect on the world? When (if ever) did the Sun finally set on the British Empire? If they looked at our star right now, what would they see? The bar representing Uranium is so large that it extends onto a stack of paper taller than a human]] If an asteroid was very small but supermassive, could you really live on it like the Little Prince? There's not really any question anymore: This is happening because the planet is getting warmer, and the planet is getting warmer because of humans. What if you tried to stop rain with a laser that targeted and vaporized each incoming droplet before it could come within ten feet of the ground? Not even mad scientists, but respected ones. sprawling 400-page report produced for the Department of Defense by How hard would a puck have to be shot to be able to knock the goalie himself backwards into the net? Liquid gallium? 70% of the time you would end up in the ocean. The surrounding area would be obliterated and there would be mass panic for many following years. What if we were to dump all the tea in the world into the Great Lakes? What if a glass of water was, all of a sudden, literally half empty? But it might have, and that's enough to concern scientists, especially when they are talking about going from cloud seeding to nuclear weapons. What would happen if the Earth's rotation were sped up until a day only lasted one second? (I don't know why six feetbut that's what he asked.). How big of a lawn would you have to have so that when you finished mowing you'd need to start over because the grass has grown? Since Death Valley is below sea level could we dig a hole to the ocean and fill it up with water? It hasn't set and it won't for thousands of years. It is almost a year ago that two comics have been released with less than two full weeks between them (that was #147 released February 26, 2016). More details.. Surprisingly fast, but beware destroying the city, and fines. And it's not possible anyway, since nukes are not giant, cutting-edge fans. This was so far the second longest break. How big would the teams have to be? Would it flow once it's set up? Dotted lines indicating hurricane paths cover the map, all red except where noted. The very first what if? "Look how much we're paying now to deal with the hurricanes," Biden said. I'm curious, though, what would happen if one person had all of the world's money? It is the 2nd book published by Randall. This has become known as the Countdown in header text, see all details on that page. Even the mightiest hurricane begins life as a much smaller storm. As gravity slows you and brings you to a halt, you reach the top of the skyscraper, where you reach out and pull yourself to safety. No, at least not without starving to death quickly and leaving our pets, belongings and everything else behind. If all the men were one man, What would happen if you tried to fly a normal Earth airplane above different Solar System bodies? part of the ocean. That's scientist talk for "We are so screwed." I bike to class sometimes. Assuming you are in a area with a reasonable amount of birds. If cows could photosynthesize, how much less food would they need? I just moved into a new apartment. All incomplete explanations are here . This new release is probably due to the upcoming release of the What If? At what speed would you have to drive for rain to shatter your windshield? What would happen if one tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a straw? But just maybe as a teaser some (one) of the new from the book, might get released Only 17 days under four years after the release of #157, we finally have #158: See more details for breaks in the releases in the table with a list of all the. I got it. you would not be warmed if you went to the surface. The first scenarios are pretty boring. produces a cavity of hot gasses, which then collapses. Evin's scenario concerns neither. Needless to say, this is not a good idea.". What would the world be like if the land masses were spread out the same way as now - only rotated by an angle of 90 degrees? But beware of messing with the Texans. It's certainly the farthest from Earth we know about. The rising novel weapon systems, all of which looked like theyd be possible in the Usually the center but not always and usually rice, but often it will be a small section of meat. He said, 'Maybe we should drop a nuclear weapon on them.'" This is neither aerodynamic nor a good idea. coast. During this lovely dinner I was forced to liberate a small portion of wind and was relieved that I managed to do so very discretely. More details. And that's just one hurricane. Assuming you had a good coat, you would survive to the death zone and die. If all digital data were stored on punch cards, how big would Google's data warehouse be? The second of two longer shifts in release day two weeks in a row which resulted in only two releases over three weeks, resulting in the eight break in total. I've been told that if the Earth were shrunk down to the size of a bowling ball, it would be smoother than said bowling ball. I've long thought about putting a flamethrower on the front of a car to melt snow and ice before you drive across it. His responses are masterpieces of clarity and hilarity, studded with memorable cartoons and infographics. Reed wasn't worried about fallout. The eight two weeks break, 14th break in total. How far would a tungsten countertop descend if I dropped it into the Sun? If you stripped away all the rules of car racing and had a contest which was simply to get a human being around a track 200 times as fast as possible, what strategy would win? How much physical space does the internet take up? That's more than 666 times bigger than the "Little Boy" bomb that the US dropped on Hiroshima, Japan, in 1945. 2: Additional Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions is out! People, in other words, have spent a good deal of time coming up with ideas for stopping hurricanes. How much would you need to make to be in real trouble? Could a person walk the entire city of NY in their lifetime? Her kitchen had something called Bauhaus chairs, which are full of holes, approx 5-6 millimeters in diameter in both back and seat. What if all of the sun's output of visible light were bundled up into a laser-like beam that had a diameter of around 1m once it reaches Earth? The culprit was a comet or They are destructive but also relatively contained and short-lived, making them perfect for scientists to try to mess with. How much damage would a hail storm with size 5 soccer ball sized hail do? On average, not just in spring or fall. Better to just carry a sign. It was released. What if you were changing the light at the top of a radio tower and lightning struck? The result of the above is that over the first 144 weeks 136 articles where released with never more than 3 weeks between releases. Since 2014, there's also a book of the blog. For over 20 years, from 1962 to 1983, the fabulously named Project STORMFURY used simulations, as well as four actual hurricanes as test subjects, to see if cloud seeding with silver iodine would reduce a major storm even a little. When, if ever, will Facebook contain more profiles of dead people than of living ones? the surrounding waterthat lingers for some time. At 53 megatons, the Tsar Bomba was the most powerful nuclear weapon ever How many perfect scores would there be? This comic gives ludicrous and ironic upcoming hurricane paths on an unlabelled map of the Americas that shows the region roughly between central Canada and northern South America.Blue and red dotted lines indicate the future hurricane paths. But that doesn't mean serious scientists haven't thought about the possibility. Slackers. The release day was fixed to once a week on a given weekday, except for a few articles that were delayed a day (or two) in one week, but then next week's article would again be released on the normal day. If, on the other hand, you're being attacked by a coyote, it's higher top speed means you'll have only one chance to hit it. In the absence of an The majority of the worlds plants die and the food chain collapses Getting it back is another story. Earths atmosphere is really thin compared to the radius of the Earth. Various Theoretical Models For Underwater asteroid hitting the Yucatanthe impact that killed most of the Obviously, the answer is to nuke them when they are still small and not an issue. My son (5y) asked me today: If there were a kind of a fireman's pole from the Moon down to the Earth, how long would it take to slide all the way from the Moon to the Earth? early, and expend most of their energy creating a narrow surf zone on Even at the time, experts were divided on whether the cloud seeding had caused the hurricane's seemingly impossible redirection. Humans have done supposedly impossible things before. The article is about the slope needed to be able to coast on a bike, without using the pedals, across mainland USA. With practice, it's possible to throw a book every 800 milliseconds, which means that if human attackers are sprinting towards you, you'll have three or four chances to hit them before they reach you. Nuclear bombs aren't powerful enough to stop a hurricane, and part of that is because they don't even do the thing you'd most need to slow the storm down. What is the farthest from Earth that any Earth thing has died? completely. eclipse look like? 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