Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter Page to Screen: The Complete Filmmaking Journey, LEGO Harry Potter: Building the Magical World, LEGO Harry Potter: Characters of the Magical World, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald, Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore, Magic Beyond Words: The J.K. Rowling Story, Fantastic Beasts: Cases from the Wizarding World, Creator: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor, Mrs Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, "World Exclusive Interview with J K Rowling,", South West News Service interview with JKR, Writing by J. K. Rowling: "The Marauder's Map", Filch's role in the films is much the same as his role in the books, though in the. Filch warned Snape at once and Harry, while trying to avoid them, hid in an unused classroom and stumbled into the Mirror of Erised for the first time. He kept his job of caretaker after the Second Wizarding War. [53], Prior to the start of the school term, Filch fastened the list of forbidden items to his office door in an attempt to make students read it. Sometime in 1989 or 1990, Fred and George let off a Dungbomb and were caught by Filch, who took them to his office and threatened them with his usual unpleasant punishments he always had in mind. InThe Wolfsbane Effectby Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. Develop your characters. Personally, my favorite couple will always be Ron and Hermione, and not even J.K. Rowling herself can talk me out of this. [2], Sometime in January, 1993, Moaning Myrtle flooded her bathroom after Ginny Weasley tried to dispose of Tom Riddle's diary in her bathroom. Neznm mu vyzvd, jak se tam Harry dostal a Harry, i kdy je ze zatku proti, zane vyprvt svj dlouh pbh, a dokud se nedostane k incidentu, kter ho dostal do t uliky. "Min ymmrrn kyll. Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619. Thus, the caretaker started to support Umbridge and follow her orders. Speaking of strange, ever wondered how you have sex with a ghost? Ronald Weasley demanded to know what did it matter if the students were smuggling Dark objects out of the premises, and his cheek earned him a few jabs with the Sensor. Every Tuesday, hosts Allie LeFevere, Lyndsay Rush, and Danny Chapman read a new chapter of Harry Potter erotic fanfiction. He even put a chair against the wall to keep guard there. Gilderoy Lockhart destroyed more than his memory that day in the Chamber of Secrets. [71], In October, Filch stood as usual in the Entrance Hall checking the names of students who had permission to go in a Hogsmeade weekend trip. There is a small corner of the Internet dedicated to those of us who prefer the canonical Harry Potter couples. [14] Ron Weasley also suspected that Filch was always in such a foul mood due to his status as a Squib, and thus resented young wizards and witches as a result. He also told Professor Dumbledore, in what he said was the four-hundred-and-sixty second time, to remind the students that magic was not permitted in corridors between classes.[53]. If youre in it for the long haul, this particular fic is 61 chapters long. As Dolores Umbridge was a sadist who enjoyed torturing students, Filch could relate to her views on a number of levels. Albus always wanted Teddy, but never thought he would be able to have him. There are so many Drapple fics to choose from, but one of the steamiest isForbidden Fruitby Charlotte Blackwood. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. This is a Triwizard clue! The area was roped off, and Filch was given the task of getting students across it to their classrooms in a small punt. He seemed to be bitter and embarrassed about not being able to use magic, as was demonstrated when Harry Potter accidentally discovered his Kwikspell letters in 1992. Harry Potter is such a beautiful, erotic boy, and Gilderoy will have him wrapped tightly around his finger in the time it takes you to say Boggart. However, Filch, in a way, helped Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix defeat the Death Eaters, as he helped McGonagall call Peeves during the Battle of Hogwarts. He whimpered as he hardened even more. Please, dont do this. He squeezed his eyes shut as cold air came in contact with his semi-erect cock. Filch also had the responsibility of checking all the owls to prevent potentially harmful objects from entering the premises. [72] Filch thought that Hagrid was an oaf, and he also told Mrs Norris, his cat, to watch Hagrid when he entered the castle. Viewed 411 times . It begins at Hogwarts and stars a grown-up threesome. What is it? Harry asked with so much innocence in his voice that it practically made Lockhart drool. When you buy through these links, we may earn an affiliate commission. Filch signed the students out in a queue in the Entrance Hall. A Black Comedy by nonjon. Harry Potter and The Last Horcrux is not like most HP fanfiction. [68] During the Start-of-Term Feast, Albus Dumbledore informed the students that Filch had asked him to remind the them that there was a blanket ban on any joke items bought at Fred and George Weasley's shop, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. [54] He was also probably the one to affix the notices with the Decree on the noticeboards of the Common Rooms. The process took longer than normal as Filch triple-checked everybody with his Secrecy Sensor. The other teachers, who could have removed the swamp in an instant, preferred instead to watch Umbridge struggle. Welcome to Harry Potter Fan Fiction Wiki!At the Harry Potter Fanfiction Wiki, everything fan fiction is welcome. On 7 September, Filch got a tip-off that Harry Potter was sending in a massive order of Dungbombs. [35], At the beginning of the 1992-1993 school year, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley arrived at school, not via the Hogwarts Express, but in Arthur Weasley's Flying Ford Anglia; Minerva McGonagall, their Head of House, gave them different punishments. [13], The next school year, Filch was furious when Harry learnt that he was a Squib. Author: MyGinevra Published: 2015-09-26 Length: 424 pages Reviews: 0 reviews Letters From the Edge Genres: Drama , Romance . [37] Filch was also present when in a corridor with all the other staff when a new message from the Heir of Slytherin appeared on the wall stating that Ginny had been taken into the chamber and that her skeleton will lie there forever. [2] She had dust-coloured fur and yellow, lamp-like eyes. He hated it. This made him even more hopeful that Dumbledore would kick Peeves out of Hogwarts for it. Highlights from the author include Anxious, a 31-chapter epic exploration of Ron and Hermiones very adult relationship, and Midnight, a sexy Deathly Hallows-era one shot. There's something thrilling about being the famous Harry Potter's teacher and Lockhart takes advantage of the chance to get so close to him. [54] Umbridge was a sadistic woman who, like Filch, enjoyed torturing and punishing students. Soon, Filch discovered Harry and took him to his office; however, before he could punish Harry, Filch heard a noise and realised that Peeves had damaged a very valuable Vanishing Cabinet. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. [6] Hermione Granger later speculated that this was Umbridge's doing, as she probably needed an excuse to read Harry's post. They attracted his attention by sticking a Blood Pop in Mrs Norris's fur. One of the most popular male on male couples in the Harry Potter fandom are Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (WolfStar). The Second Wizarding War began. 8. InA Perfect Dream World by arobynsung, everyones favorite Quidditch girls Alicia Spinnett, Angelina Johnson, and Katie Bell get together. Sybill Trelawney has a catastrophic vision: Teantaichean, the terrifying monster of a thousand tentacles, is summoned by a treacherous wizard who desires the destruction of all the wizards world. Book Riot no longer promotes J.K. Rowling in light of statements she has made against the trans community. I'm coming to get you, Peeves You've gone and stolen a Triwizard clue, Peeves Dumbledore'll have you out of here for this, you filthy, pilfering poltergeistFilch's paranoia with Peeves, after Harry Potter (under his Invisibility Cloak) drops his Golden egg. Harry used it that night to sneak into the Restricted Section and research about Nicolas Flamel, which he knew was related to the Philosopher's Stone. And above all, who is the mysterious and elusive guest? Suspecting it was linked to the Cursed Vaults, he was about to report to Dumbledore, but spotted Professor Severus Snape first and told him instead. It'll be worse for you if you do.Filch's sadistic enjoyment when punishing students. Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious. Feel free to suggest any pairings/situations you'd like to see, and eventually I'll try to include them (it could take a while). [71] Snape, however, did not show much respect to the caretaker, and simply treated him as a minion. [2][14], After the attack, Filch frequently paced the corridor in which it had taken place, as though hoping for the attacker to return. Any necessary warnings will be at the top of each chapter, and a little summary will be there as well if you're reading this for the meagre plot included (There's no discernible reason you would be, it's smut) and don't want to read that particular chapter. Why would he? Clearly, Im not the only Potterhead who feels this way as Romione erotica seems to be the most abundant out of all of the canon erotica out there. Filch said that this did not make him happy, but the look on his face seemed to say otherwise, but as it was Christmas, Slughorn let Draco stay with no punishment. Arthur and Molly's children have all grown up and moved out. After placating Filch, he told them he had not seen Jacob, but that he if he had, he would have loved to have sent him to the British Ministry of Magic in shackles. [54] Filch was reportedly miserable, as he thought Umbridge was the best thing that ever happened to Hogwarts.[67]. He knew how it felt to be ignored, so he gave special care to pay attention to his studentsnot only in regards to their studies, but to their mental health, too.Remus Lupin was the first person to notice what Harry was hiding, and he was the first adult to care enough to do something about it. Despite working at a school, Filch deeply resented the students and was greatly disliked by them in return,[13] and some members of the staff, as well. [59] Later that same month, after Gryffindor's abysmal performance in their Quidditch match against Hufflepuff, the Slytherin sang Weasley is Our King so loudly and frequently that Filch banned the song from the corridors out of sheer irritation.[60]. Filch was furious and kicked Harry out off his office, trying to convince him that the letter was not his, and ordering him not to tell anyone. [16], On 8 November, Filch helped Severus Snape to apply bandages in order to dress the wounds on his leg after the Potions Master had been bitten by Fluffy. This is an implied slash, don't like, don't read! And let me know what you think about the Harry Potter erotica I included on this list. Lily however loved Harry. He brought the Professor to the corridor where he found the ice. Ask Question Asked 4 years ago. PEEVES! Were giving away a stack of our 20 favorite books of the year. [80] It is unknown whether this was for his loyalty to Snape, his long years of service to the school, or his ability to catch troublemakers through his extensive knowledge of the Castle's secrets. Language: English Words: 45,464 Chapters: 19 /? [72], Filch greatly trusted Madam Rosmerta, the bartender of the Three Broomsticks Inn, in that he would actually neglect the proper protocols and allow anything from her to enter the castle without properly inspecting them beforehand. Five years after their marriage, Harry and Ginny encounter new and disturbing challenges to their marriage and their happiness. On two occasions, he shut Mrs Norris inside a suit of armour, from which she was rescued by a furious Filch, yowling loudly. [2] However, Filch did always plead to Dumbledore to permit him to use corporeal punishments on the students, a request that was never granted, which became a primary reason why Filch preferred Umbridge as head of the school. Lily and James were killed when Harry was three and Alison was just a couple months old Becomes a Draco Malfoy love story later on I d. harrypottersister siriusblack voldemort +17 more # 2 Stubborn Attraction 2 ~H.P by Eve ~ 3.3M 126K 114 [15], On 30 June, 1997, a small gang of Death Eaters managed to penetrate the magical protections around the Castle with the help of Draco Malfoy and an assault took place at the Astronomy Tower and the corridors beneath it. Thank you for signing up! Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist . ARTHUR WHERE IS MY IMPREGNATION? Fanfic author JessWithOneEss is out there killing the Romione game. After he admits his feelings, things start heating up. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Harry Potter Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. Harry Potter/Blaise Zabini/Theodor Nott/Draco Malfoy. If you need help, you can contact: The Bureaucrats: HarryPotter512 and Scarletmoon579 The Administrators: Aliceandjasperforever, Hermione524 and Philered Our Head-Boy: Philered Our Biggest Contributor . 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